Thursday, June 4, 2009

Life Is A Contact Sport

Our inspirational pre-game speech will be from the famous General Patton of World War Two infamy.



Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.

Let's do this.

2 comments:

timmycanjump24 said...

haha awesome. I used to go to a tailgate before football games that would play this speech. Right in between the Rudy soundtrack and the fight song.

Cat said...

LOL - I love the part about not dying for your country but making the other guy do it.