Did you really think that they would go on a date without each other?
No they wouldn't.
Jeff Carter / Mike Richards
Jeffy, Troll, Carts / Gay Mikey, Richie
17 and 18 (how homosexual is that?)
24/January 1, 1985, 24/February 11, 1985
That is Jeff Carter's stick.
London, ON / Kenora, ON
doing laundry together, being in gay commercials together, eating fatty food and touching each other
They were drafted 11th (Carter) and 24th (Richards) in the 2003 draft.
What Happens On The Date
You arrive at Jeff Carter's apartment and knock on the door. Mike Richards answers it and you're kind of surprised when he says that he's coming with you on the date.
They show you around the apartment, sharing in jokes that mean nothing to you. You see their laundry room and the playground where Jeff is often found being all emo and stuff after they lose. Then the three of you finally leave. The whole walk over to the restaurant, Mike and Jeff repeatedly say that they are not gay. About fifty times. And they take you to get famous Philly Cheesesteaks, Mike comments that he shouldn't eat it because he might gain weight.
Jeff and you eat them of course. After two consumed Cheesesteaks and sodas, the three of you go back to the apartment. You walk over to the playground and they push each other on the swing while you sit on the see-saw by yourself. While walking back to the apartment, Jeff and Mike start touching you. Before walking into the door, they ask you if you want to be the meat of their Philly Cheesesteak.
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Do you take up their offer and become the meat in their sandwich? Or do you turn them down?
As always, it's up to you.