No they wouldn't.
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Name
Jeff Carter / Mike Richards
Nicknames
Jeffy, Troll, Carts / Gay Mikey, Richie
Number
17 and 18 (how homosexual is that?)
Team
Philadelphia Flyers
Age/DOB
24/January 1, 1985, 24/February 11, 1985
That is Jeff Carter's stick.
Birthplace
London, ON / Kenora, ON
Interests
doing laundry together, being in gay commercials together, eating fatty food and touching each other
Random Fact
They were drafted 11th (Carter) and 24th (Richards) in the 2003 draft.
What Happens On The Date
You arrive at Jeff Carter's apartment and knock on the door. Mike Richards answers it and you're kind of surprised when he says that he's coming with you on the date.
They show you around the apartment, sharing in jokes that mean nothing to you. You see their laundry room and the playground where Jeff is often found being all emo and stuff after they lose. Then the three of you finally leave. The whole walk over to the restaurant, Mike and Jeff repeatedly say that they are not gay. About fifty times. And they take you to get famous Philly Cheesesteaks, Mike comments that he shouldn't eat it because he might gain weight.
Jeff and you eat them of course. After two consumed Cheesesteaks and sodas, the three of you go back to the apartment. You walk over to the playground and they push each other on the swing while you sit on the see-saw by yourself. While walking back to the apartment, Jeff and Mike start touching you. Before walking into the door, they ask you if you want to be the meat of their Philly Cheesesteak.
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Do you take up their offer and become the meat in their sandwich? Or do you turn them down?
As always, it's up to you.
8 comments:
That, um, "date" is so wrong on so many levels. Not only do I turn them down I quickly look up a local head doctor and suggest they get some couples therapy.
i ask jeff to show me his super sexy car first. once in the car, i run over mike and jeff and i live happily ever after...............true story.
Goddamn it. Posing with cute doggies threatens to bring down the douchebag factor just a little. Also, I didn't realize that one is exactly one month older than me, and the other is exactly ten days younger.
That's gay.
If I didn't know any better and they were just two regular dudes and I was just judging by looks, I don't know if I'd say no to a double date. But since they're Flyers, and they're, you know, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards... NO. Just no.
For some reason I only just read this.
This may be the best date of my life, honestly.
okay so i just read this date and i peed myself. it was too funny!
then i felt like being a creeper so i went on omegle and this happened:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hellooo
Stranger: hi
You: would you like to be the meat in my philly cheesesteak?
Stranger: what, are you gay?
You have disconnected.
this explains so much.
btw, i would NOT even consider dating either one of them. like, ever.
this is seriously the most freakin' hilarious thing i've ever read! <3
HAHAHAHA this is hilarious, cause the flyers suck :] literally, apparently lol
I just came across this post. This is hillarious. I wish I could upload a recent picture that is going around now with snooki was their (as you said) "meat sandwhich"!
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