We Do The Heavy Lifting

If you listen to Noodles enough, you know how she feels about the Norris Trophy. So when she heard this quote from the Boston Bruins announcers, she was incredibly happy.

Jack: "That's Norris trophy stuff right there! That is what defensemen are supposed to do! That right there!"
Brick: "You mean not scoring power play goals like Mike Green?"

Listen, we think Mike Green is extremely talented and scoring goals is always a plus for a defenseman but it's not what the Norris is all about. He has to actually play defense, you know? Whatever, it's just an award...we guess.

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Vote Or Die, bitches.

It's for the Goal Of The Year. Link.

We are huge fans of Blake Wheelers. But are shocked that Jonathan Toews goal wasn't included...


Even the Detroit announcers were impressed and they're blatant homers.

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The Ottawa Senators share their most embarrassing moments.



We love Jarkko Ruutu's answer. What a dick.

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NHL.com has an article about Bill Guerin being happy to play in Pittsburgh. It's like the same article they write after every trade deadline but replacing Marian Hossa with Bill Guerin.

Link.

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St. Louis Blues center Patrik Berglund is kinda injured. And TJ Oshie hones in on his interview.

Link.

Q: How did the injury happen to Berglund?

Oshie: “I don’t even know . . . I just looked on the bench and he was going ‘OW, OW.’”

Berglund: “No, I was like, ‘What the #@%*$”

Oshie: “HEY! Watch your language . . . actually, he didn’t say a word . . . he was pretty tough . . . I was surprised . . . very surprised. I thought he’d come back in that game, but I guess he needed some rest.”

Q: Does Oshie complain about his ankle a lot?

Berglund: “Oh you know it. At home, he complains big-time about his ankle . . . oh my ankle hurts.”

Oshie walked away laughing.

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Let's meet Edmonton call-up Taylor Chorney...


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The Hockey News writer, Ryan Kennedy, talks about crunk songs that each team's soundtrack should include.

Hockey Goes Crunk.



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Atlanta Thrashers have a Q&A with Colby Armstrong.

Link.

Are there any particular songs you like to dance to?

Beyonce- All The Single Ladies.

Haha.

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Doug Weight and Josh Bailey show us what passing in the NHL looks like.


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Remember the trade that sent Antoine Vermette to the Blue Jackets? Well, we did. And so did most Jackets fans. They are like in love with him.

NHL.com has an article about his play with the team since the deadline. Link.

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Which actor do you resemble? The Hurricanes are asked this.


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Flyers team pic...


Gay.

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Unlike their parent club, the Baby Penguins clinched a spot in the Calder Cup Play Offs.

Article.

Congrats, boys.

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Inside Penguins Hockey: Chris Kunitz and Eric Godard

Incredibly awkward yet sweet...and that's in the first minute. We love this episode.