Dear Cappy,
The way you jumped into JStaal's arms after the empty-netter made us tear up a little. We love how much you love your teammates. And lesbians.
Dear Malkinator,
We're glad that your parents showed up.
Dear Lesbian,
Sorry about the hat trick but we think you really don't care about it as long as the Penguins win. But maybe you just look that nice. P.S. LeTude loves your hedgehog hair.
Dear Penalty Kill,
Thank you for being amazing. Especially Dumper Bob and Halbert.
Dear Grandpa Guerin,
That pass to Kunitz was sexual. Thanks for showing up.
Dear Petey,
Another game-winner? We want you to score every game in every way possible with every possible linemate and just whenever you feel like it.
Dear Blake Wheeler,
You scored. Shorthanded. At Mellon Arena when Noodles was not there. She said you suck. Don't worry Blake, she's just bitter.
Dear Coachy,
We're going to admit it...We heart you because you win. And you make the boys smile.
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dear hockey junkies,
you make me smile.
You forgot:
dear Bruins thank you all for forgetting what position you were supposed to play and for loving the penalty box so much you looked ready to start living there
Whereas the studs, er, Pens looked like a bunch of warriors the way they kept batlling back
Oh and thank you Garon for not totally screwing up this time.
I do love his hair. I want to sleep on something as soft and fuzzy as Kuny's hair.
P.P.S Kunitz- thanks for not getting the hatty so Tanger could get the assists he so rightfully deserved.
Dear Milan,
Thank you for being alive, and beautiful.
Love,
LeTude
Dear Hockey Junkies,
What superstar said.
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