Penguins 6 - Bruins 4
The way you jumped into JStaal's arms after the empty-netter made us tear up a little. We love how much you love your teammates. And lesbians.
We're glad that your parents showed up.
Sorry about the hat trick but we think you really don't care about it as long as the Penguins win. But maybe you just look that nice. P.S. LeTude loves your hedgehog hair.
Dear Penalty Kill,
Thank you for being amazing. Especially Dumper Bob and Halbert.
Dear Grandpa Guerin,
That pass to Kunitz was sexual. Thanks for showing up.
Another game-winner? We want you to score every game in every way possible with every possible linemate and just whenever you feel like it.
Dear Blake Wheeler,
You scored. Shorthanded. At Mellon Arena when Noodles was not there. She said you suck. Don't worry Blake, she's just bitter.
We're going to admit it...We heart you because you win. And you make the boys smile.