Thick Is The Word Of The Night.....Game Forty-Six: Ducks At Penguins

Penguins 3 - Ducks 1


What a strange game.

The Penguins led the Ducks in hits, face-offs, shots on goal and actual goals. Weird.

With each period, Bob Errey slowly got more and more delusional. We think it was because of his apparent love for thick lower bodies.

And almost every topic that Bob and Paul Steigerwald discussed had some sexual connotation to it. They even made passes sound sexual. We don't know what is up with them anymore.

A win is a win is a win. We are happy when the Penguins get two points. We aren't going to worry about the Sunday game against the Rangers until it is 12:30 on Sunday.

Things we noticed while doing our puzzles in D7.....

-Henrik wanted to leave as soon as she heard that Brett Festerling was scored. For some unknown reason she loves him. Might be the last name.

-It's sad that when Sidney Crosby is injured the Penguins actually play a system. It is amazing.

-Malkin got owned on the opening face off and we laughed at him.

-In case you were not aware of this but Jordan Staal worked on a sod farm. And that is why he is so strong and huge.

-Matt Cooke owned Giguere. Someone doesn't like the Anaheim Ducks.


-Kris Letang was out for the game yet Bob Errey found a way to mention his name and create a chance to talk about him.

-Where was Bobby Ryan?

-Don't think we have heard so many hits in one game, the boards were constantly shaking.

-We are sick about the injury to Brooks Orpik. Why? His injury is huge.

-The Hot Seat was Bill Thomas. And he found everything hilariously funny as soon as he said it. And we think that he looks like the younger sibling of Hal Gill.

-There were two lines of strictly WBS boys, either current or past. And they were always in the offensive zone

-Marc-Andre Fleury was in ninja-mode. Nothing went past him that he could see.

-The Ducks are huge. Physically we mean.

-Ryan Whitney's second intermission interview was odd. He did not want to talk to DJPo at all. Our favorite quote came after he named two things then said "It's a bunch of things."

-Can we keep Paul Bissonnette? Please? We like him.

-Hal Gill's goal was sex on ice. Henrik ripped up her vocal chords for him. He looked so excited.


-We were chanting "Let's go Cooke!" for him to get the hat trick. But the Penguins had no initiative to get the empty netter.

-The power play sucked. Alex Goligoski was one of the bright spots because he is a keep-in artist while patrolling the blue line.

-Fleury deserved the win. He played balls out the whole game.

-The scrum at the end of the game was hilarious. For some reason, Malkin jumped Corey Perry and then everyone on the ice had to get in on it. Even Fleury was skating like a madman down the ice.

-Hal Gill was a beast. And Ryan Whitney played over 29 minutes, bitches. Awesome.

Picture Of The Night:

Thank you random photohrapher and the Pittsburgh Penguins website.