Apparently King Henrik didn't get the memo about Kris Letang coming to de-throne him.
He was in the Youngstars (and had a goal), was on Inside Pens, was the cover of ice time, and had a video with Geno from the All Stars.
Dear man wear # 58,
What the hell did you do with the real Kris, and where the hell did hide him?
Sincerly Lemang lover,
I think that Sid and Kris decided it would be funny to switch jersey's. His second goal can only be described as a Sidney Crosby like goal, a.k.a. SEX ON ICE.
Bitch had 22:05 TOI, 5 shots on goal, and 2 goals. Whoa. Game of his life I think. Since I couldn't go to the game, at one point I had to text Noodles and make sure my Baby D wasn't being used as a forward. I mean c'mon, at one point he was behind Henrik while a 2-1 was breaking out. W-T-F. No one is more happy then me though, I had my Lemangs out in numbers and Noodles reported back that she's never seen so many happy 40 year old men when a goal was scored. She even got a high five from the 40 year old man next to her, when Kris scored.
But not to be overlooked, all the other bitches had fantastical games as well. Petr Gun with two goals, Sid with an INSANE backhanded goal and 4 f-ing points, Staalsy pass to Henrik's skate which results in a goal, Geno BACKCHECKING, that alone deserves a highlight, and of course the Flower standing tall and not wilting.
As if Rangers fans don't hate Redden enough, he took a stupid penalty that resulted in a goal, ha.
Jordan Staal loves Henrik. Loves him so much he has to always score on him.
Did I mention Sid's goal? Whoa.
Ryan Whitney hit someone?! Yeah. Then he almost got ass raped for it.
Matt Cooke was there in spirit.
Apparently Ryan Whitney was not impressed.
Eric Godard OWNED Colon Orr for the 3rd straight time. I don't think he's ever going to win against Godard.
Zherdev didn't want any piece of Bissonnette. Bitch. Scared of a WBS boy, eh? Thought so.
People had a shit fit over putting out our top PP unit when we were already raping them. Whatever. We need whatever we can get right now.
Bottom line We won. And damn it felt good.