Guess what kiddies?
It's motherf-ing Awards Monday and we can't wait to get this week's selections on paper.
Hottie Of The Week
Chicago Blackhawks, Columbus Blue Jcakets and the Nashville Predators
We give these three teams the Hottie Award for being beneficial to the Pittsburgh Penguins.
The Jackets and Hawks both beat the stuffing out of the Philadelphia Flyers in back-to-back games.
And the Predators also are in on this award because they beat the Detroit Red Wings in regulations. Let us repeat that, IN REGULATION.
Best Commercial Of The Night
It's not actually a commercial but it's one of the funniest things we've seen and we love the sense of humor Stefan Legein has. That mustache, oh we mean duster, is amazing.
The Ryan Malone Wheaties Award
Usually we make fun of Brians that spell their name with a 'y' because that just means they're gonna be a future gay but Little has had an amazing week.
He might be the only bright spot in Atlanta. Besides Tobias Enstrom (who still scares us).