When In Doubt Blame The Rookie.....Game Eleven: Penguins At Coyotes

As Rob King said, fans are gonna think that the sky is falling. But we went outside today and it sure as hell isn't.

The Penguins haven't been shutout and they actually played one period. So, there's definitely room for improvement. Like we have said, there are worse things than being Penguins fans.

Like Thrashers fans.

Things we noticed while yelling at Wayne Gretzky from our couch.....

-Paul Steigerwald, the man of recycled ideas, blamed the loss on Alex Goligoski after Bob Errey mentioned that Goligoski had a turnover that led to a goal. So we will too.

Alex Scapegoligoski

-Everytime Jordan Staal takes a penalty, the other team scores. It happened in New York, it happened in Phoenix and it happened at the Mellon. He's a jinx like we've said before.

-Olli "Pig-face" Jokinen scored. What else is new? We don't like his face when he scores, it's too scary.

-Miroslav Satan's goal made Noodles jump up from the couch and yell, "W-T-F Miro?!" Too bad the brass in Phoenix is stuck in the stone ages and don't believe in photographers in the arena.

One of the most inappropriate pictures we've ever seen of Miroslav Satan...nice.

-Blah, blah, blah, Sidney Crosby is injured. No one knows how and it's weird. We shall call him the next Martin Havlat.

-The first intermission was Bob telling the Penguins that they suck and they better shoot the damn puck.

-Where was Kyle Turris? Henrik was disappointed that he didn't do anything.

He was too busy getting drunk with T.J. Oshie and Jonathan Toews.....burn.

-Shane Doan is a dick and we knew he would score, he always does.

-Breakout passes are non-existent. Where's Ryan Whitney when we need him? And Gonchar, of course.

-Lame game but it's only October.