Sunday, October 19, 2008

We Wanted (the) Ottawa (Sun)

According to the Ottawa Sun, which is one of the premiere sites for accurate hockey news, Marian Gaborik is the new Marian Hossa.

What are they putting in the baby formula over there in Slovakia? Just asking.

It is also being rumored that he is seeking a 10 year $100 million contract. Not even kidding.
"100 million dollars muhahahaha muhahahaha muhahahaha..."

We know that's a rumor but what the piss? Especially with his brittle bones and penchant for getting dumped by over-the-hill goaltenders.

We can't get enough of that video.

It's just puzzling how all of a sudden, he's the prized free agent this season. It is like Marian Hossa all over again.

Goodbye Jordan Staal. (Okay, now we're laughing).

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Gayest Picture Of The Month
We dare someone to explain to us what is going on here without going into NC-17 terroitory.

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