Kindergarten Cop was the best movie in 1990, which made us about toddlers when the movie was in theaters.
If we saw Kindergarten Cop in the theaters, it would have changed our lives. We would have been valedictorians of our class at twelve and governors of Pennsylvania by twenty.
It would have changed our lives.
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
We take John Kimble's advice to heart. There is no bathroom, just remember that Jordan Staal. There is no bathroom.