Monday, September 29, 2008

Welcome To The 12 O'Clock News

The biggest news in PenguinsLand is the seriousness of the Sergei Gonchar injury.

His dislocated shoulder requires surgery and he will be out for at least 4-6 months. We are still really bummed about this news.

Oh the drama. We have it on good authority that Kris Letang was seen paying David Koci after the game. It's all part of his ooge plan.



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Blackhawks finally put Nikolai Khabibulin on waivers.

Cristobal Huet celebrated that waivering by letting Columbus score on him seven times.

You know your goaltender had a bad night when Fedor Tyutin was the first star with a goal and two assists.

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In the 'Ew, why?' move of the week, the Nashville Predators traded a conditional draft pick to Tampa 'Crazy' Bay for Nick Tarnasky.

We know that Poile had a reason but we just can't figure it out.

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Luke Schenn is making a strong case to stay in Toronto. Another mystery in life that we can't figure out.

He scored the shootout winner against St. Louis tonight. We bet he stole Sam Gagner's shootout move.

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That picture sent Henrik into fits and eventually she fell into a coma. We aren't sure what Brad Richards was thinking but we sure as hell don't approve.

Now we must attend to Henrik before she goes and offs herself.

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It's almost the start of the season. The Penguins are already in Sweden practicing and we can only hope that Mark Eaton can stay healthy cause the Penguins defensemen are dropping like flies.

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