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First up...rookie news!

Wooooo!

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The St. Louis Blues have signed Alex Pietrangelo to an entry level contract. Article

Can we just say, YESSSSSSSSSS!

Minors, call-up, we don’t give a rats ass. But we do know that we will be making voo-doo dolls of Barret Jackman and Jeff Woywitka as soon as the season starts.

Is that naughty?

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In related news, the Atlanta Thrashers not wanting to be outdone by the Blues also signed their 2008 first round pick but they gave him a multi-year deal. Oh, racy. Article

Zach Bogosian, welcome to the third worst team in the Eastern conference. Hope you like being the #1 defenseman when you’re still using training wheels.

So cruel are we.

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The Boston Bruins signed Stephane Yelle to a one-year contract. Article

The new Glen Murray?

Guess when the Flames need a change, they go to Boston.

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Bryan Mccabe was finally traded to Florida where he can retire in peace. From a hockey-crazed market to applesauce land. Article

We would feel sorry if we had feelings.