Bring 'em out, bring 'em out

If we were guys, we would be holed up in our dorm rooms with black rings under our eyes and bags of potato chips cruched under our bean bag chairs.

Because NHL09 came out.

And NHL2K9 hit the shelves.


Tickle us pink. As girls, we're still psyched but we have to wait until we can afford a system better than an original XBOX to actually play the games.

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While checking out our email, we stumbled on this article. It says that Johnny Depp is rumored to be in the next Batman (the second one hasn't even left some theatres yet, dammit) and he should be portraying The Riddler.

Holy shit.

But rumors are rumors and we only wonder what that would be like.

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The Pittsburgh Penguins pimped out their stars to season ticket holders today. Article.

We didn't get our season tickets from a player. And that hurts our feelings. We want Jordan Staal to show up on our doorstep with a tanned face and that bright white smile. Honestly, we might not even care if he had our season tickets.

Unless he came looking like this.....okay, we would still let him in.

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Carolina Hurricanes had a press conference for the unveiling of their new and improved third jerseys. Article.

And oooooh, they look like Spiderman when he went emo.

We really aren't sure what to think about the new designs but at least they tried something different. And we are sure that everyone will be bitching about how ugly they are.

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And lastly, NHL.com had a preview of the players that are due for a breakout season.

Article.

Come oooooon Jack Johnson, give us a reason to pick you for our fantasy team. Ye-ah!