It was a sad day at TheHockeyJunkies lair when we heard that Ted Nolan was fired. It’s not because we like him, it’s because we can’t call him a diver every game.
But we are sure that we will hate the new coach just as much as we hated Nolan. It’s a fact, jack. As Penguins fans, we naturally hate every other team in whatever division Pittsburgh happens to be in.
We don’t even want to mail this in
The Islanders are only good for a few cute players and two points each time the Penguins play them. Now that Nolan is gone, we can only make fun of Snow and Witt and Wang and…Guess there are more people to make fun of there.
Just like Toronto, the Islanders are in competition for last place in the Conference. Maybe they really want John Tavares.
But if they were serious about getting Tavares, Snow would have hired John Tortorella to coach the team. We would have burned down Club Erotica in excitement if he was hired into the Atlantic Division.
In the 08 Draft, Snow drafted two younger brothers of NHL-ers. David Toews and Blake Kessel. What’s so funny is that Kessel is actually better looking than Philly. Snow also drafted Josh Bailey.
Noodles freaked because of his ears. She’s super-excited about seeing him play against the Penguins when he’s 27 cause that’s how slow the Islanders develop their youngsters.
Mike Comrie is an Islander. And by osmosis, Hilary Duff is also an Islander. Ew.
The Islanders are only good for a few cute players and two points each time the Penguins play them. Now that Nolan is gone, we can only make fun of Snow and Witt and Wang and…Guess there are more people to make fun of there.
Just like Toronto, the Islanders are in competition for last place in the Conference. Maybe they really want John Tavares.
But if they were serious about getting Tavares, Snow would have hired John Tortorella to coach the team. We would have burned down Club Erotica in excitement if he was hired into the Atlantic Division.
In the 08 Draft, Snow drafted two younger brothers of NHL-ers. David Toews and Blake Kessel. What’s so funny is that Kessel is actually better looking than Philly. Snow also drafted Josh Bailey.
Noodles freaked because of his ears. She’s super-excited about seeing him play against the Penguins when he’s 27 cause that’s how slow the Islanders develop their youngsters.
Mike Comrie is an Islander. And by osmosis, Hilary Duff is also an Islander. Ew.
Comrie's new girlfriend
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General Manger – Garth Snow
Coach – Scott Gordon
Team Captain – Bill Guerin
Player Everyone Should Love – Rick DiPietro and Jeff Tambellini; a war broke out at TheHockeyJunkies lair over who would be the player we love so we decided to have another tie
Player We Don’t Love – Brendan Witt; douche!
Who They Got – Doug Weight, Mark Streit
Who They Lost – Miroslav Satan, Ruslan Fedotenko, Josef Vasicek, Rob Davison
Who They Got – Doug Weight, Mark Streit
Who They Lost – Miroslav Satan, Ruslan Fedotenko, Josef Vasicek, Rob Davison
Located At – Nassau Coliseum
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Hotness Level (on a scale from 1 to Gary) – negative 7
Ricky alone deserves a 5 just for his hotness factor but with Weight, Witt, Nielsen, Campoli, Hilbert and others on the team it brought the collective level down so far that we couldn’t even begin to calculate the numbers.
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