One-A-Day: Dallas Stars

Dallas Stars


Or as we like to call them, Finnish Texas. There aren’t that many Fins on the team anymore but we still kinda use that joke. We can’t help it, we’re emotionally stunted like that.

It amazes us that the Stars even have fans. But during the Play Offs in 2008, the arena was rocking with the cheers of dedicated fans. Either that or the misguided Texans believed that Willa Ford was performing a free concert.


That is one crazy video…brings back so many memories

We are sure that Darryl Sydor does not approve of Mike Modano marrying her. We bet she sang at their wedding much to the chagrin of Darryl. He probably thinks that Vanessa Hudgens version of ‘I Wanna Be Bad’ is way better.

Ha.

That was our shameless Mike Modano / Darryl Sydor plug

It should be interesting to see how the next season pans out with Brad Richards first full season and the offseason acquisitions of Sean Avery and….guess that’s it? We think that just the prospect of Sean Avery playing in the NHL is hilarious so seeing him playing for a Western team makes our lives like ten times better.

The last thing we will say is that Turco’s pads are bigger than Sean Avery’s ego. Oh, burn.

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General Manager – Les Jackson & Brett Hull; we think that Jackson is really just a dummy GM and that he is just paving the way for Hull to take over fully

Coach – Dave Tippett

Team Captain – Brendan Morrow a.k.a. Captain Clutch

Player You Should Love – Brad Richards; has been a better player ever since he lost all that weight…oops we mean Vinny Lecavalier

Player We Don’t Love – Mike Ribeiro just cause he looks like a rat-face

Who They Got – Sean Avery, Sean Avery’s ego, Sean Avery’s girlfriend-baggage

Who They Lost – Stu Barnes, Antti Miettinen, Brad Winchester

Located At – American Airlines Center

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Hotness Level (on a scale from 1 to Gary) – 6.9

The collective team hotness went up by 2% when they traded Jussi Jokinen, Mike Smith and Jeff Halpern for B-Rad. Now that Loui Eriksson, Joel Lundqvist, Brendan Morrow and Mike Modano have someone of his hotness caliber to play with, we have a reason to watch Dallas games. All we need is the gay green and white star uniforms back and now we really have something going.

Go ahead, call us ‘shallow’.