CAREY PRICE!

Lasso me up, cowboy.



Congratulations on this date with Carey Price.

Sometimes it's hard to deny a boy in cowboy boots who knows his way atop a bull. Even if he takes you to a crappy country bar where everyone's dancing ridiculously and the boots are crushing your toes. He deserves the make-out session just for being that skilled.

LUKE SCHENN!

Hahahaha.



Congratulations on getting this date with Luke Schenn.

Normally we're not ones for leering but when it comes with a face like this guy has then all bets are off. And he's in workout clothes. And he's stretching obscenely. Sorry but we're not really sorry.

CRAIG SMITH!

Granny #2 & #3




Congratulations on picking this date with Craig Smith.

Oh who doesn't love this shy little grandma's boy? He's adorable and he adores his grandmothers. And you know they would do anything for him, he's their little prince.


Also, you know their food is to die for. All grandmas kick ass in the kitchen.

RYAN CALLAHAN!

Granny #1



Congratulations on this date with Ryan Callahan and his grandma.

Who doesn't like yard-saleing with grandma's and their purses full of change? They make you buy things you don't want while paying for everything that you pickup. It's awesome and perfect date material.

Plus, Callahan's grandma is such a badass. You know she would tell you like it is while also being the sweetest thing to walk the Earth.

GREGORY CAMPBELL!

Hubba hubba.



Congratulations on getting a date with Gregory Campbell.

For some reason there's nothing we love more than pancakes. And if some fine fella like him wants to make us pancakes and then let us put whatever we want on them then he gets whatever he wants. Or something like that.

JOHNNY BOYCHUK!

Hey boy hey.



Congratulations on picking this date with mountain man wanna-be Johnny Boychuk.

We think you would have a ton of fun on this date with his friends and the picnic food and the games. We love picnics and men that can crack the top off of beers with their teeth.

So manly and sexy, haha.

TJ BRODIE!

Heck yes!


Congratulations on picking TJ Brodie and his awesome date.

Well, we think it's awesome, duh. We love dressing up and going to psychics and see what they have to say. Normally it's all hoaky and we just laugh about it. Reminds us of the movie 'Ghost' in a way.

But TJ, oh his smoldering good looks and those eyebrows. What a cutie. We would go on any date with his face.

JORDAN EBERLE!

Nice choice.



Congratulations on picking Jordan Eberle's movie date.

We know you just want to be charmed by his boyish charm and then accidentally fall helplessly head over heels for him and his quirky sense of humor.

Or...

JOHN CARLSON!

HELLLLLOOOOOOO!



Congratulations on getting this face to go on a date with. We know we would be excited to see John Carlson as us out.

If Alzner is Suter then Carlson is oh so obviously Shea Weber. He's angry and mouthy and generally adorable. It's because he's American. Yeah, we can see it.

These boys complement each other perfectly like peanut butter and jelly.

KARL ALZNER!

Hi.



Congratulations on picking the mild-mannered yet still adorable Karl Alzner.

He totally reminds us of Ryan Suter. He's quiet and solid and shutdown. He's Canadian, it's how they're brought up. We love him because he loves his dogs. Any man that loves his dogs is okay by us.

Well, mostly.

JAMIE BENN!

We know we've dated him but it's been long enough.



Congratulations on choosing Jamie Benn as your date du jour today.


This sweetheart, oh we could never be mad at him with his face and cheeks. Even with the awful hair and our good intentions to steal the gel away from him and give him a nice even part.

Admit it, you know you would do the same for him. And for the good of all the women in Dallas.

ADAM BURISH!

LOL.



Congratulations on your possibly sleazy but oh so fun date with Adam Burish.

We feel like we've trolled you so hard with this one but admit it, you'd totally enjoy yourself on this date.

And at the same time, we apologize if you picked this and hoped for someone else.

Still, we know you would enjoy it anyway.

TYLER SEGUIN!

Hahahaha.




Congratulations on picking this date with Bruins sophomore Tyler Seguin.

We think it's totally plausible that he would pretend-make dinner to try to impress a girl. And also, borderline adorable.

EVGENI MALKIN!

Oh heck yes!




Congratulations, you won this beautiful date with the Penguins center Evgeni Malkin.

We hope you're ready for some dancing and some crazy times. Because you know a date with Malkin is going to be ridiculous.