Thursday, January 20, 2000

RYAN KESLER!

Hahaha, yay.



Congratulations on your choice of Ryan Kesler to be your date.


We feel that he is totally the type of dude who would create a blanket fort and hide in it even when an adult. And it would be fun, especially if you have some creepy scary stories to pass the time.

KEVIN BIEKSA!

Ooooh, nice choice.



Congratulations! Sassy Kevin Bieksa is your date.


This defenseman is perfect for watching Saturday morning cartoons and then belittling everything that the cartoons do. Like running in mid-air before realizing that they are in fact over the cliff. You know he would just tear it apart. Not that we would complain because you know it would be funny.

Thursday, January 13, 2000

PAVEL DATSYUK!

You have chosen well, young padawan.



Cogratulations! Pavel Datsyuk is apparently your dream date.

We wish the two of you all the luck. Also, we have a sneaking suspicion that he can speak more English than he is letting on so have fun on this ridiculous date.

Enjoy!

PETER REGIN!

Heck yes!



Congratulations on your date with Ottawa Senators forward Peter Regin.

Looks like sweet, Danish dates are in your future and we couldn't be happier for your choice. We hope that you enjoy this date and your choice.

Have fun with this #13.

Thursday, January 6, 2000

JONATHAN TOEWS!

Woooooooooo!



Congratulations! You picked a date with Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews.

We hope that you're ready for an extremely competitive date with you winning and him being all pissy until you end up heatedly making out in the front seat of his car outside the bowling alley.

Or something like that.

Enjoy!

JAMES NEAL!

Nice choice!



Congratulations! You have picked a date with Pittsburgh Penguins forward James Neal.

We hope that you're ready for a date so sweet that your teeth will rot out of your mouth. And some awesomely good hot chocolate and cuddling on his couch watching hockey.

Enjoy!