We know we've dated him but it's been long enough.
Congratulations on choosing Jamie Benn as your date du jour today.
This sweetheart, oh we could never be mad at him with his face and cheeks. Even with the awful hair and our good intentions to steal the gel away from him and give him a nice even part.
Admit it, you know you would do the same for him. And for the good of all the women in Dallas.